Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Hockey.Game_6_SC_Finals_2008

So the Pens lost tonight.

What an effort though, right? Right down to the wire.

I've watched the last four games with my Dad who is a huge Pens fan and a couple of friends from the fantasy league. Every game except for tonight I drank, but I stayed sober for this one because I've sort of been drinking a lot lately and just didn't feel like it.

Figures that tonight would be the night when I come up with one of my best lines of all time. Just after the game ended and Bettman comes trotting out onto the ice, I bust this off-

"With y'all as my witnesses, if I ever contract a terminal illness, which, let's face it, I smoke, so y'know, I swear I will pull a Charles Bronson and assassinate Gary Bettman. 'Cause, what're they gonna do? Send me to jail? I've got a terminal illness, right? What do I care."

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